THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
stop global warming
imagine if people screamed instead of snored
i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does
This is my girlfriend
no im not
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
President Barack Obama on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.
my sister just tagged someone in this and her grandma commented